Now, your first question shall be... wat? Well, allow me to explain - I was typing in the title and it came up with a bunch of suggestions, so I chose this one. I suspect they're all my sister's because she's the only one with a friend named laura; not to mention a boyfriend. Without further hesitation, a meme as stolen from and tagged to me by

Rules:
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2)Post the first definition to the answer
3)Tag 3 people

1) Name
The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.

Most accurate definition EVER.

2) Age
The most unlucky number. 4 is the unlucky number for Japan, China, and Korea. 13 is the unlucky number for Canada, the US, and the UK.
4+13=17

Assorted curse words here.

3) One of your friends
1. (noun) a steven a person who is always looking out for best peoples interests and would never set out to hurt someone for their benefit.
2. (verb) to steven an act of kindness, that is far from common courtesy thats purpose is to intensionally make the receiver feel good about themselves.
3. (adverb) stevenly an action that it is done out of the blue, unexpectedly with total sincerity.
antonyms: artem, artemely, artemed

I searched Steve first, but the definitions sucked balls.

4) What should you be doing?
A hard task, usually requiring effort, patience, and a low sense of procrastination. Something you know you have to do, but still your tv or video game is sooo tempting.

Can you guess?

5) Favorite color
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

6) Birthplace?
A fairly uninteresting small city in the North Island, New Zealand (pop approx 130,000). It is in the Waikato region and the Waikato River runs through it's centre. The agricultural centre of New Zealand.
Home of the Chiefs rugby team, and the University of Waikato. It is the only major New Zealand city without a beach.

Also known as H-Town.

7) Birth month?
1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.

8) Last person you talked to?!
This word is primarily used in this sentence: "I just did a Jan"
It means that you were in group and you had something to say but sadly your words fell upon deaf man's ears.

This is, of course, assuming my mother is a person.

9)A nickname of yours
A term used by stupid, racist, unemployed Brits with a lot of time on their hands -- especially when they can't find any niggas or pakis to harass. Usually applied to fair-complexioned white persons with red hair and freckles.

10) Your theme song?
1) Theory that the worlds politicians are infact aliens.
2) Also a song by MUSE.

Fuck the rules, no tagging for me. Satisfied?